Monsterland 1×7 NTG+ION10+CAKES HI SDH

Description: Monsterland 01 07 Iron River, Michigan NTG+ION10+CAKES HI SDH
File: Monsterland 1x7 NTG+ION10+CAKES HI SDH.srt
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[SOMBER VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING]

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♪

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["BULLET PROOF" BY LA ROUX PLAYING]

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♪ <i>I'm having fun, don't put me down</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I'll never let you
sweep me off my feet</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I won't let you in again...</i> ♪

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LAUREN: Don't you ever
worry you're gonna choke?

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Like... while you're doing it?

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ELENA: No. Plus, if you do, it's good.

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They like it.

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How's the back?

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Um, there's, like, one
kind of straight spot.

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- Will you get it?
- Yep.

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I want, like, old Hollywood hair.

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Like Rita Hayworth.

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I want your hair.

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Fine. Come here.

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Hot.

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You know you can practice too, right?

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From... guys.

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You're not gonna tell me to, like,
do stuff with a cucumber, are you?

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[LAUGHS] Ew. What? No.

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Just use your fingers.

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What?

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Open your mouth.

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What, um...

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What does that do?

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Trains your gag reflex.

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[SIGHS] 'Kay. How do I look?

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Yeah.

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Good.

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No, I know but, like, how good?

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Like, would the lumberjack want me?

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_

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LAUREN: Do you just carry
that around with you?

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- Freak.
- ELENA: Shut up. It's your book.

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I just don't want my mom to find it.

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I don't get it. Why would you
ever want to look like them?

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Are you kidding? 'Cause they're hot.

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- He had good taste.
- [PAGES FLIPPING]

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My mom used to say that
it served them right.

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No one ever goes into the White Woods

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expecting something good to happen.

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Especially a girl.

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My mom called it the "no-no zone."

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Shut up... [LAUGHS]

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"The White Woods are the
no-no zone, sweetheart,

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- and don't forget it."
- [LAUGHS]

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My mom never called me
"sweetheart" a day in her life.