Connecting… 1×3 CAKES HI SDH

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[discordant piano notes]

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[light percussive music]

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♪

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[phone chimes]

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[scoffs]

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♪

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[Rufus grunting]

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[light chime]

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Is there a game tonight?

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It's not cool having secret games

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you don't tell me about, Rufus...

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I'm not here for the poker.

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I'm just here to hide from Garrett

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and his incessant planning.

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He keeps sending me emails

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to see if I got his emails.

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I know! It's a trip to Big Bear,

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not the plot to "Inception."

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I love these piña coladas.

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You know, it's the
only way I can get lit

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- and still make my deliveries.
- Hey, you don't need to fake drink

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- to have a fake good time.
- Disagree.

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Ugh, I cannot wait for this trip.

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I'm so sick of my apartment.

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I miss people.

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For a while the deliveries
were taking the edge off,

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but now people don't
even come to the door.

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They just leave a little sign

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that says "leave food on porch."

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Mine just says "no."

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Speaking of, uh, human interaction,

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you heard from Annie?

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She's been radio silent lately.

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Huh.

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You know, Ben's been strangely
non-participatory as well.

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You don't think they're being
strangely non-participatory

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together, do you?

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I mean, I kinda do now.

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Ugh, I wish they would just
get it over with and smash.

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Cis sexual tension just tires me.

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You know? Me too.

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- [light chime]
- What, what!

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- Hey!
- Whoo!

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We think Ben and Annie hooked up!

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What? Yes! Finally! Bannie!

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Wait, are we all hiding
from Garrett in here?

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- 100%.
- Hiding, drinking...

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Look, after watching Amy
Cooper almost kill a Black man

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and a dog today, I could sit through

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