Connecting… 1×2 CAKES

Description: Connecting… 01 02 Day 30 CAKES
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Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes!

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No!

3
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All the other thermometers 
were sold out,

4
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so I bought this meat thermometer.

5
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You think it'll work in my mouth

6
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or I gotta stab it in
my thigh like a chicken?

7
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How much stuff did you buy?

8
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I bulk bought CBD gummies,
Lisa Frank coloring books,

9
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YA novels of dystopian teen romance.

10
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- Annie!
- Don't judge me.

11
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Didn't you just buy a
rack of Tory Burch caftans

12
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and super expensive yoga wear?

13
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Yes, and then I returned them all.

14
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What? Why?

15
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Because we don't know how
long this thing will last.

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There are rumors in my
law firm is doing cutbacks

17
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and I don't know what that's
gonna mean for my bonus.

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So we've got to be smart
with money right now.

19
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Well, at least you've got
money to be smart with.

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Speaking of...

21
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Did you hear about Rufus's
latest get-rich-quick scheme?

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Artisanal hand sanitizer!

23
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- This is your big emergency?
- Yes.

24
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You are in grave danger

25
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of not cashing in on this pandemic.

26
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No, I said no more schemes.

27
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Just listen, just listen, just listen.

28
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Do you remember a couple midsummers ago

29
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I got my own home-brew equipment
so that I could make mead?

30
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Yeah. You know what I don't remember?

31
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- That whole month of August.
- I figured out I could distill

32
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my remaining supply to pure alcohol,

33
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combine it with black market aloe Vera,

34
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and then re-brand it

35
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for a desperate,
virus-fearing populace.

36
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Now, get over here, hop
in my guest Hazmat suit,

37
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and let's get ahead of the new economy.

38
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Oh, look, another call.

39
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- Now I don't have to fake one.
- Coward.

40
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My life is over.

41
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Pradeep, it's a pandemic.
Everyone's life is over.

42
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No, no, no. Thanks to you,

43
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Richie still insists on
raising our children vegan.

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- You're still welcome.
- And now my children won't eat

45
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anything but Woody Harrelson-branded

46
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vegan mac and cheese or...

47
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Woody Harrelson's vegan chicken fingers.

48
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I'm Visage's godfather,

49
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and I take pride in knowing her
bougie vegan food preferences.

50
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There is no Woody's Mac and Cheese